Dave Rubin is a huge Star Wars fan. He is always talking about his original Star Wars Vinyl. So we had to give him some Nerd love, but on further examination the original text from the 1977 crawl seemed eerily familiar, like it could have been written yesterday.
I Quote, "It is a period of civil war. Rebel Spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galatic Empire".
We had some fun with this and now it reads, "It is a period of culture war. Rebel reporters, broadcasting from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the ignorant Media Empire".
Wear this with pride and show The Rubin Report some love.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.