WARNING! THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. If you are feeling this list then you and one of the wilder Well Meaning Individuals of Freespeechland must be soul mates. But if you are the rare person that could rock this, then please enjoy the confused looks on everyone's face when they see this.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.